Saturday, March 18, 2006

GOGO JACKY GO!!!

Fellow brothers from FDS Bravo, has any of you noticed "someone" familiar on TV recently? YES! You are RIGHT! We might be guessing the same "someone" in our heads. Lo and behold! that "someone" is none other than one of our favourite lao jiaos from our trainee days! Give it up for CORPORAL JACKY!!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA.... I believe even if he turns into ash, we also will remember him right? Especially for all the absolutely stupid stunts he and a few others pulled on us poor new birds while we were undergoing training at building 53 and OJT at thunderchief. These acts of mischiefs only serves to highlight the fact that some of our lao jiaos are really a bunch of very creative and talented people who stops at nothing to make an ass out of themselves and come up with very silly ideas for punishment. LOL. I mean, just look at our dear Corporal Jacky's acting skills in the advertisement which I believe is still running on TV nowadays. Do look out for this badly done advertisement which shows a group of office workers talking to their boss who is seated down, decked in a black color suit. If I didn't remember wrongly, Jacky is standing on the extreme left, in a light blue business shirt and holding a stack of files. The name of company or service that is being advertised should be NETMAIL. Anyways, I was laughing my ass off at Jacky's performance. His facial expressions are damn funny too. You guys have to see to believe it! If he should ever quit his job, Jack Neo and his J Team productions will have a vacancy for him... as a comediene of cos! HEHEHE...

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Sentosa outing 17th Dec 2005

Wah nabeh so late then update the blog. 17th Dec 2005 outing to Sentosa today 5th March 2006 then suddenly feel inspired to do so. Actually is ah long suddenly remind me one, if not I heck care cos' statistics show no one bothered to read our FDS blog leh. WTF ah long! and you said you got circulate around?! I update I one person read sibo?! Hahahah... Neh mind har... let me recap that day huh. Hmmm... actually I also forgot who got go already leh. Oops, too long already but I try my best ok? Attendance list: Ah long, KKK, Zhenyao, Minghui, Ah guan (kim guan, not corporal guan), huanyue (gege), Tian yee, Peter Hu, Ah leong, Siang Ann, Lao gao (weiqiang), Paul, Tok, loh chiyung (gay-lou) Neh neh, those who promise to come but never come deserves to kenna defaulter's parade!!! Fall in now!! You mutha f**kers!!! Maggots!!! Muahahaha... The "lao-pengs" on their way to becoming beach boys!!! for a day... -_-" The sun, the sand and the sea! No! not some f**king navy advertisement! We're the men from RSAF!!! "EH HORSE" POWER!!!! And don't f**k around with us RPs!!! Lao-gao snarls at passerbys who attempted to make eye contact with the bunch of bananas he is carrying in his plastic bag. We played beach soccer in the scorching hot sun, machiam like frying water chestnut in a friggin' hot pan! Frisbee was fun too, but I think the highlight of the outing was oogling at skimpily clad bikini chicks hanging out by the bitch... err I mean beach. One particular chick stood out for me though, but nabeh got bf liao. Kanna sai!!! I also never take voyeur picture of her too!!! WTF was I doing?! After a tiring day at Sentosa, we adjourned for dinner at the nearby Harbourfront Shopping mall. Eventually settled for cheap and good Pastamania's. We then proceed to a coffee joint, had some cakes and a drink, plus another round of catching up before we finally decided to call it a day.